Fun read and so true.

For what it's worth I would add to number ·6:

Have you all seen what these stars look like after getting 'done'? You don't want to go there. Some of these poor bastards wind up looking worse than Howdy Doody. As for the women, to whom my heart really goes out to, nine out of ten times they look worse than the Titanic...

Just best to ride it out. Maintian the health routines and hope that the visual, your face, holds itself together to an acceptable degree. It usually does!

Going under the knife is a huge risk.